It’s no secret that at any given time I have approx. one million things going on in my head.
I am forever making to-do lists, planning, organizing, and forgetting.
I work a semi-full time job (yup that’s a real thing), another sometimes job (also a real thing)
I’m the mother of two children who are BOTH at very crazy stages
I’m on the Town Planning Board (Holla I’m an adult!!)
I’m working on my Thesis for my Master’s degree.
I also sometimes forget the bread when I plan BLT’s for dinner.
It’s not a rare occasion for an empty Dunkin’s cup to be in the cupboard instead of the trash can.
I have to schedule in time to shower or I will forget.
I made my daughter’s valentines a week in advance just to be safe.
More than likely I will forget them on the day.
Whatever I’m normal.
Shit happens, and I don’t beat myself up over it.
I laugh at myself probably more than anyone, but don’t worry I laugh at you too.
Why am I telling you all of this?
Because WE ALL DO IT.
The perfect mom is one whose kids run to hug and kiss her as soon as they see her, even though they slept in mismatched (or no) pajamas and had M&M’s for breakfast.
Incase you still think I’m perfect (which is okay because I’m pretty damn close) let me tell you about a little habit I have, that I’m pretty sure no one else has.
I get in the wrong car… all…the…time.
It doesn’t matter if I am driving or if I’m in the passenger seat.
If we have been friends longer than 5 years I bet you have a story that includes me sitting in the wrong car.
I have even gone as far as trying to START the wrong car.
Seriously I am out of control.
One time I was at the DHHS…if you don’t know what that is you are probably too rich to be friends with me…
And I got into my car, for some god knows reason my key wouldn’t fit in the ignition.
I tried and tried until a little voice from the back seat said
“It’s probably because this isn’t your car, dumbass”.
Insert me dying of embarrassment here…
The worst part… I’ve done it again since.
Seriously someone stop me.
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