They say crazy shit and act like it's totally normal.
Today I bring you...
Shit my Daughter says.
Mom I think it's time I went back to my old family now, because my other mom gets cold when she's looking for me.
At school when our whole class is really good our teacher lets us get stoned.
(They get marbles or stones for good behavior!)
Mabel-When I was born did you push me out of your butt?
Me- umm no.
Mabel- oh good because I hate hard poops
When you only let me watch one kid show it just leaves me so hungry for more.
Sometimes your dinner makes me throw up, maybe that's what's wrong with Chippy.
I think it's time I got one of those boyfriends.
You deliberately disobeyed me.
Mabel- Lets have snacks before dinner
Me- Mabel you know the rules
Mabel- Well this is going no where.
Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I get shy around my dolls. They are just so friendly.
Mabel-Can I touch your boobies.
Me-No thank you Mabel
Mabel-You can't just keep everything to yourself.
I am the queen of all of my toys and when you come in my room you are just a silly village girl.
I could seriously go on for days and days because she is always coming up with new and crazy things.
She's nuts... but I can't get mad because that gene is directly from me.
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