I Can't Even Make This Up

Kids are weird.

They say crazy shit and act like it's totally normal. 

Today I bring you... 

Shit my Daughter says. 

Mom I think it's time I went back to my old family now, because my other mom gets cold when she's looking for me. 

At school when our whole class is really good our teacher lets us get stoned. 

(They get marbles or stones for good behavior!) 

Mabel-When I was born did you push me out of your butt?

Me- umm no.

Mabel- oh good because I hate hard poops

When you only let me watch one kid show it just leaves me so hungry for more. 

Sometimes your dinner makes me throw up, maybe that's what's wrong with Chippy. 

I think it's time I got one of those boyfriends. 

You deliberately disobeyed me. 

Mabel- Lets have snacks before dinner

Me- Mabel you know the rules 

Mabel- Well this is going no where. 

Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I get shy around my dolls. They are just so friendly. 

Mabel-Can I touch your boobies. 

Me-No thank you Mabel

Mabel-You can't just keep everything to yourself.

I am the queen of all of my toys and when you come in my room you are just a silly village girl. 

I could seriously go on for days and days because she is always coming up with new and crazy things. 

She's nuts... but I can't get mad because that gene is directly from me. 

Make sure you hop over to Holly's blog today because she's having an awesome giveaway. 

If you are looking for a new challenge hop on Instagram and check out our 100 crunch challenge. 

Do them in groups of 10 throughout the day and you will be there in no time!! 

Seriously.

Yesterday I did 100 push-ups and I am still in shock! 

Use the hashtag #candranadaliciasdailychallenge 

So we can cheer you on! 

Now GO!