Broccoli makes my farts smell worse than my sons diapers
I never get tired of chicken with salsa
A little seasoning makes a big difference
Protein shakes aren't that bad
Food is fuel
and most importantly cheese is the worst thing in the world.
I used to love cheese, and by used to I mean I still do.
I love that shit.
In all forms, but especially on pizza.
Or over vegetables,
or on crackers
When I first started getting really serious I did the Advocare 10 day cleanse, which means no dairy for 10 days.
Then with most of my meal plans there just wasn't any dairy, or at least no cheese.
Then came my first planned cheat meal.
I wanted pizza.
So I limited myself and only had one slice.
Then I was laying in bed for the rest of the night with stomach pains.
Since then I have stayed away from dairy, (again mostly cheese), but that fucking pizza taunts me.
My husband bowls on Wednesdays and he brings the kids, so after work I meet them and bring the kids home while he finishes. When he gets there he orders a pizza for them all for dinner.
When I get there I sit and stare at it, and steal smells when no one is looking.
The pizza at the bowling alley is seriously the best pizza in the world.
I even lived in Italy for 5 months and it doesn't even come close.
For movie nights we used to get broccoli , buffalo chicken pizza.
I made some small goals for myself this week, and one of them was no dairy.
Well that I failed, last night I ate Mac and Cheese directly out of the pot I made for my kids and now I'm crying.
I have been in pain all morning and we are supposed to have our office holiday lunch today.
Has this happened to anyone else?? Is it all in my head?? Please say yes I miss my queso!
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