I'm Ready to Break Up... I'm Moving on

Dear 2013,

It's been real, it's been fun
but lets be honest it hasn't been real fun.

While we both know there was an inevitable end to our time together it's bittersweet to say the least.

You brought me times of joy like

Miley Cyrus and literally everything she did

Birthdays

Anniversaries

Making goals, and blowing them out of the water

New Friends, and times with old friends who are equally important

You brought me sorrow

My dad's cancer diagnosis

Chips multiple trips to every doctor in NH and our cute little stay at Mass General PICU

Mabel's previews of her defiant teenage years

Too many lives taken too short all over the world.

Don't worry I understand the need for balance, but from where I was sitting it looked a little lopsided.
Before we go any further I should probably tell you that your replacement promises to be a whole hell of a lot better.

Healthier, stronger (physically and mentally) as well as more compassionate and family oriented

There are even talks of more money, and I can't even tell you how many times I've told you that I like my dolla dolla bills.

I'm ready for new, and done with the old. Besides I like even numbers better... I should have told you that from the beginning.

I'm sure I will miss you when you are gone.
For the first few months I will probably find myself writing your name instead of the one I should be.

Rest assured. I want this.
Thanks for everything, and thanks for nothing.

PEACE OUT SUCKA