Thursday, May 1, 2014

24...Twenty Frickin Four

I wasn't going to post today because I'm having fillings done this morning and my anxiety is a 20.
Yes I work in a dental office, and yes I watch people get major procedures all day but these are MY TEETH. 
The filling is little and he said I probably wouldn't need to get numb.
I told him he's crazy and I want the epidural... 
GIVE ME THE JUICE. 

I also realized that it's May 1st. 
That means it's my love bugs b-day (Happy Birthday KESHA) my sister-in-law's b-day (Happy Birthday J enjoy you're spaghetti!) and it's officially 24 days until I once again pretend like I'm a runner and waddle 13.1 miles. 

Do you know how far 13.1 miles is. Let me tell you it's far. 


A few people have been asking me when I'm going to go for the full. Here's my short answer
Never. 
I usually get the "I'm proabably going to have to poop soon" feeling around mile 8-9 which I could easily hold off until I bust out that 13.1 but I would not be able to wait until I reached 26.2 
That means I would need to either suit up in a hazmat suit or beg someone on the street to let me use their bathroom during a race. 
That also means that after I catch up on US Weekly I would still have to run. 
Yeah. No
I just can't.


Maybe if the stars a line and my bowels change their working schedule at some point in my life I will consider it. For now I'm good with 13.1

Besides I already signed up for another half so why would I want to go a ruin a good thing with that whole full marathon thinking. 

Speaking of my half in October you can go donate here! Any little bit helps! Even a dolla!! 

Be sure to look out for my shirt sales because they are amazing. 

9 comments:

  1. Ha ha you crack me up. Halfs are no joke for reals!!!

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  2. Girl you are cracking me up right now! I could deal with having an epidural most days seriously and I can't even talk about my dentist issues. Gives me the heebes. I'm a pretty regular runner and "runner's poop" is a serious issue. I have a friend that even before training runs she gets the bubble guts. I always map out a bathroom plan myself and I'm so not about going off course and asking to use a bathroom at a restaurant. My last half I stopped at Krispie Kreme and they gave me a free donut when I left :) good luck with your half training!

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  3. hahaha I am glad I am not the only one who, as my boo thang says, gets loosened up by a good workout. I have no shame and love that someone else doesn't either!

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  4. Seriously I can barely do a 5k I want to make my way up to a half but well I suck at running even though I love it.

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  5. woohoo! You go girl. I have hopes of doing a Full, one day. But I have yet to run a half.. so we shall see! ha

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  6. Right on! Love the poop thing, ha ha! Luckily I've never ran that far before to have to worry about it! :)

    P.S. Your package is on it's way!!!

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  7. I thought you were super excited for Jack to be back (the "24") *Ü*

    I feel that way about my little ol' 5k ... I really have no plans to attempt to try anything beyond that distance. I wanted to be able to jog the ENTIRE 3.1 miles without stopping and I have. I do plan on doing it again. But I don't plan on upping my distance to a 10k, a half or even think about 24 ...

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  8. I can not wait for those t-shirts to go on sale... For real!

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