Then just in the knick of time Lindsay Lohan shows up and says how she has always been "super awesome" with kids.
After my fifth vodka and tonic when I'm reaching up to grab someone's hand who is helping me
I wake up and think,
"Shit, did I seriously get drunk last night, I'M BREASTFEEDING!!"
Then I remember I am living 3,000 miles away from all of my friends, I feel asleep at 7 pm watching America's Funniest Home Videos, I would NEVER drink while breastfeeding (or go out to the bar with people I met at the mall....well maybe not...okay I probably would)
Oh and I don't know Lindsay Lohan.
If you haven't figured out what this post is about through that awesome intro, I'll just go ahead and tell you.
It's TUESDAY BITCHES, that means time for...
This week is Fears, so here are the questions
a. Heights or deep waterI don't really care about heights, but deep water scares the shit out of me. There is way too much down there, and I'm not feeling it. I will not swim with any dolphins, or mantaees, or whatever else people put on their bucket list. You can take my turn, I will be sipping my frosty beverage, on the beach with my back towards the water.
b. Snakes or spidersI don't love either, but I'll take spiders. I can kill those with a shoe... I need a 2x4 for the snake....or a shotgun
c. Losing all your teeth or losing all your hairDuring both pregnancies I had lucid dreams, if you never had these, or haven't heard of them look it up.
Most of my lucid dreams were of my teeth falling out of my head one by one.
Hair grows back, and I've always wanted to be able pull off the head scarf.
d. No voice, or no hearingNo hearing, I would like to know when my children are screaming at me, because "I'm not their best friend anymore!!", but I would like to not be able to scream back.
e. Eating a bug or eating intestinesEasy, bugs hands down. I hear those chocolate covered crickets are a blast in a glass!
So lets hear what you would choose! Link up so I can read what haunts all you scaredy cats dreams!