Friday, September 5, 2014

Roseanne is My Best Friend.

Two posts in a row.. I am on a ROLL.
I used to join in a link up on Friday's called Five Things Friday and it very well could still be a thing, but I'm lazy and don't want to look it up.
But I do want to bring back my Five Things Fridays posts, because I like them, and lets face it I write this blog for me. Just kidding I write it for all you too!!
You don't have to know me for very long to know that I am sassy. Some may call it sarcastic, some may call it bitchy, some people I don't give a fuck about.
Yikes... Maybe I should wait until I finish my coffee for these posts.
Anyway, I am 100% postive that I learned all of my sassyness and 86.5% of my parenting skills from growing up watching the worldest greatest tv show.
So today I bring you.
5 Things I learned from Roseanne
1. Just because you're supposed to be a grown up doesn't mean you have to act like a grown up... at least not all of the time. 


 2. Love your body no matter what it looks like because cake is awesome, and lettece taste like sadness. 


3. Moms are the head of the household period. 



4. Sarcasm is the best way to win an argument. 




5. Women are good at everything, and if they aren't good at something it's because they don't want to be good at it.


There you have it folks. Roseanne is amazing, and I'm still voting for that name if we ever raise $3000 to met our insurance deductible and have another baby.
I have seen every single episode about a million times and yet I still cry when I think about the ending. I can't even talk about it here because I will cry and tell my husband to never build me a writing room in the basement (which he kind of already did).

So you tell me, for next weeks Five Things should I do "Five Things I learned When my Husband Bought me a Bike" or "Five Things the Market Basket Fiasco Showed Me"

9 comments:

  1. Roseanne is one of my favorite shoes EVER. Love this post!

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  2. I'm a Roseanne kid too! Grew up watching her and now watch her reruns all the time! She still cracks me up!

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  3. I forget how much I loved Roseanne!! So funny! I need to go find some reruns!

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  4. Haha yet another reason I knew we were soul mates....Roseanne is my fave!!! 😂😂😂😂

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  5. I sitting in a conference and keepgiggling at the Roseanne gif's. Amazing show, I always watch reruns. Ahhhhh, Johnny Galecki!!!

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